Hoeloe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[DJManiax]

Excellent game.

Bloody brilliant is all I can say. I spent a lot of time testing this, and a couple of my top scores have been broken.

A lot of them haven't, though, since I 100%'d at least 6 songs, so once I get back to my regular computer (on holiday and stuck with a laptop at the moment), prepare for some epic scores ;D.

Anyway, epic game, a couple of bugs, etc, but Taro already knows about these. Like I'd ever let him forget.

If you can't do the harder songs, don't give up. You don't have to start at the top, just practice a bit. The difficulty ratings at the bottom give a very good indication of the actual difficulty of a song. Just because it's on the crazy channel doesn't mean it's harder than a different song on the standard channel.

A second one might be kind of awesome, by the way. Just throwing it out there.

TaroNuke responds:

QUIT YOUR WHINING

[New Expert's Guide to NG!]

A few inaccuracies...

For example, Batting Averages are no longer calculated, they are what they were at the start of the redesign. And mine is 4.34, which is higher than the supposed highest of 4.32.

Apart from little details like this, this seems to be a decent tutorial to show people the ropes, as it were. Nice attempt, gonna have to deduct a point or two for the inaccuracies I'm afraid.

highwatermark responds:

Yeah this flash is more than a year old really, I just had to submit the latest version which I worked on for quite a while. Sorry all.

[Guess The Price!]

Heh... that was surprising

You did it again, Snubby!
another crazy concept, well done!
i thought: 'heh, this'll be a free blam point' i forgot to look at the author, anyway, surprisingly well done for somethin so simple... and for some reason so hard ^^

Snubby responds:

Thanks a lot, hoe. :P

[Streamline]

An amazing game!

I only just completed it with 1 life left, here is a guide:

First, there will only be music, nothing to worry about

After a few seconds, cannons appear and shoot at you, try to keep as many lives a possible

Next there will be pistons, wait until they vibrate, then move away
The top set of cannons will join these after a while

The pistons will go away, but the bottom cannons will join the top ones.

A yellow cannon will appear, hug the top of the screen and avoid the particles

A green cannon will come next, when it fires, move round in circles until the missile has gone.

A Packman monster will arive now, just go in circles to avoid it.

The last part is the hardest, the pistons and the two sets of normal cannons will come. Dodge those and you will be free.

Coolio-Niato responds:

I feel honoured to have a walkthrough. this is the first of the two. thanks alot.(and by the way, they're not pistons, but i call them crushers :D)

[Destroy Me]

Ok, a few things

first, the prize thing didn't work, it flashed back to the you have won page, i could only read it by constantly clicking.
And second, at least CREDIT the artist of the music, Iron Man is a decent song...

loser2013 responds:

didnt you see the menu? it says "music by black sabbath" anyway thanks

[2006| The Rambo Bros.]

Bowser is still too hard

its when he throws the fireballs, its impossible to destroy them all, so you always get hit, and then with gigabowser and the bowling ball of doom.... cant destroy! please help me here!

Holy-Howard responds:

I updated the game but a NG Crew Member has to look at the changes first before uploading the file. I´ts because the game has over 5k views.
Strange rule I know -_-"

[Dogzin - Alarm Tutorial]

Gd tut

IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!

Dogzin responds:

yaay!

[The Meffon Fruit Tree]

To previous reviewer:

if you had EVER submited a game to NG, you would know that it says "game/interactive" this is not a game, it is interactive! God why are people so stupid!?!

notorious responds:

GOOD FUCKING JOB THANK YOU IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY REALISED THAT!! THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD REVIEW!!

[~ytmnd soundboard 3~]

I dont usualy go for soundboards...

But this ruled! What was with that PI thing? How can people memorize that many decimals i only learnt it to 10 decimals, 3.1415926537

Mechabloby responds:

calculator? :P

seriously I have no idea, in the UK, there is a person who can go to the 20'th decimil. :L

[Madda Cheeb's Hop'n'Bop]

Decent Game

I know why you made this. You played the old mario game and you played halo, so you wanted to make a gime like it. Well you did, and its great!
Regards
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zeezeezee responds:

yeah, the old school games have lots of tough strategy and I really enjoy the characters of both it and halo, hence, voila, thanks for the comments!